Author: Master Jedi

• Fareness at the Fair

  Why do some get choice placement when others are stuck behind the food vendors? Luck of the draw? Out of time sync? Personal vendetta? These never known questions are known by some and they ain’t telling so the rest are left to guess.  Master Jedi has contributed and been repaid in kind. Solidly in the flow. Others are old favorites and know how  to sweet talk securing prime real estate while others create the space with their talent and energy. [...]

• Return of the Jedi

  So where has this master jedi been you don’t wonder? Well I’ll let you in on a little secret, I’m not really sure. Oh I know that seems a cop out but I’ve been practicing my astral projection and think my spirit essence was abducted allowing my physical body to be exploited through the means of printing. And printing I have been. Coming off of the busiest year ever that being 2007 this new one seems to be on a [...]

• TILLAMOOK QI’S AND THE ONOMATOPOEIA

  Starblog 5768 – Return from Oncier GONG! After the successful test of the Klikiss Torch on the gas-giant Oncier I took flight before the first of the terraforming crews set out to process the freshly thawed moons. With the blessing of Masterjedi for positive results from this experiment I departed with dried figs, turkish apricots, and a slab of snowflake obsidian to find the heart of the forest and meditate on creation. My creation. While on my head heels pointed [...]

• Mind Freeze and the Blizzard of Nice

  So a Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim are naked in a tiled shower and the soap drops… then some religious and political babble add lather to the the mix. So what happens next you may ponder. Surely this can not end well. But wait, is that super posi-energy lurking around the corner. (yes dom, it resides with me).The jew is a druid biding his time, the christian an ex-flyboy mowing lawns and the muslim, a traveling Iranian claiming to [...]