Categories: Rambling

• Pop-Tarts Rant

  We all know them even if we wont admit to eating them. That thin layered crust with some sweet sugar gel pinched and sealed inside. A sugar glaze frosting with colored stuff, I wouldn’t call them sprinkles like the colored sprinkles from Carvel but festive looking all the same. Usually they come in fruit flavors with or without frosting. I dig the S’mores artificially flavored variety. They’re made for toasting with silly instructions and warnings printed on the box. Like [...]

• New Year Revolutions

  I’m spinning and spinning out of control, reckless and wanton. A dervish whirling until blood loss causes nirvana. And I can see. A new year is upon as wednesday blended into thursday in a seamless transition of blue to green. I anticipate full circles, a bending of time and space bringing the past to the present restructuring the future for the now. The end of an era as ancient wisdom is recovered and disseminated to enhance our spiritual awareness. What [...]

• Lucky Dogs and Grounded Eagles

  So it arrived in the mail whilest on the coast. A decent sized box for its thin weight confirming that P and M have pulled through, again. Rejoice and connect. The sweet memories of youth immediately envelope marshmallow daydreams beyond lucy in her graham cracker miniskirt chocolate tubetop afire. Refreshing and intimate. The crackle and snap of the “pure”. The first pulse of a sustaining beat sparks the urge. The compulsion. The dancing ensues. I’m left sticky and crumby and [...]

• Fareness at the Fair

  Why do some get choice placement when others are stuck behind the food vendors? Luck of the draw? Out of time sync? Personal vendetta? These never known questions are known by some and they ain’t telling so the rest are left to guess.  Master Jedi has contributed and been repaid in kind. Solidly in the flow. Others are old favorites and know how  to sweet talk securing prime real estate while others create the space with their talent and energy. [...]

• Return of the Jedi

  So where has this master jedi been you don’t wonder? Well I’ll let you in on a little secret, I’m not really sure. Oh I know that seems a cop out but I’ve been practicing my astral projection and think my spirit essence was abducted allowing my physical body to be exploited through the means of printing. And printing I have been. Coming off of the busiest year ever that being 2007 this new one seems to be on a [...]

• TILLAMOOK QI’S AND THE ONOMATOPOEIA

  Starblog 5768 – Return from Oncier GONG! After the successful test of the Klikiss Torch on the gas-giant Oncier I took flight before the first of the terraforming crews set out to process the freshly thawed moons. With the blessing of Masterjedi for positive results from this experiment I departed with dried figs, turkish apricots, and a slab of snowflake obsidian to find the heart of the forest and meditate on creation. My creation. While on my head heels pointed [...]

• Mind Freeze and the Blizzard of Nice

  So a Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim are naked in a tiled shower and the soap drops… then some religious and political babble add lather to the the mix. So what happens next you may ponder. Surely this can not end well. But wait, is that super posi-energy lurking around the corner. (yes dom, it resides with me).The jew is a druid biding his time, the christian an ex-flyboy mowing lawns and the muslim, a traveling Iranian claiming to [...]